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"I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, two men are called a law firm, and three or more become a Congress."  

-- John Adams


"A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats."

-- Benjamin Franklin


"It is in the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour."

--  Thomas Jefferson


Mark Twain was at a dinner party where he gave one of his customary after-dinner speeches.  When he had finished a prominent lawyer stood up, shoved his hands in his pockets and said, "Doesn't it strike this company as unusual that a professional humorist should be so funny?"

Twain responded, "Doesn't it strike this company as unusual that a lawyer should have both his hands in his own pockets?"


"I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do; I hire him to tell me how to do what I want to do."

--  J.P. Morgan


"The trouble with the legal profession is that 98% of its members give the rest a bad name."

--  Anonymous


"My daddy is a movie actor, and sometimes he plays the good guy, and sometimes he plays the lawyer."

-- Malcolm Ford, on what his dad, Harrison Ford, does for a living.


"I told you all lawyers are worthless.  After all it takes one to know one."

--  Dan Quayle

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